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(Source: fuckingsushi)

  • store: help wanted
  • me: *applies for job*
  • store: no not you

sirpastydick:

hilarydank:

how am I supposed to eat this ass without my drink?!

image

  • a dog: makes a dog sound
  • me: i know, i know. i understand. me too
brando-relatable:

When will we defeat the fuckboys? {

brando-relatable:

When will we defeat the fuckboys?

yahoo:

staff:

magsby:

petition for tumblr staff to leave

we don’t want to be here anyway

david karp holds us hostage

send help

We paid David good money to keep you here

You’re not going anywhere

(Source: leonsouda)

genderqueergiraffe:

lemonstolemons:

orangelemonart:

lets talk about how the gender neutral wardrobe is boyish clothes because feminine clothes aren’t considered neutral

and it’s totally connected with the idea that men are the default

^^^^^^^

karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

(Source: the-spooky-gatsby)

The devolution of the Fawlty Towers sign 

(Source: poshcountryclub)

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

my brother told me to design a poster for his student council campaign

he won the election and is now student council president
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chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

my brother told me to design a poster for his student council campaign

he won the election and is now student council president

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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

aidn:

i just had a huge moment of realisation in this lecture and need to tell you all right now. in the film I Am Legend, Will Smith watches the film Shrek. this means that dreamworks animation studios exists in this universe. this would mean that the film Shark Tale, in which Will Smith voices an animated fish also exists in the I Am Legend universe and I’m not sure what this means

j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

whouer:

when you try your best but your don’t succeed
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whouer:

when you try your best but your don’t succeed

thebobblehat:

awkwardarbor:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?


idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.
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thebobblehat:

awkwardarbor:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)