You're here because of the Blurred Lines post, aren't you?
Rel, 19. I have the most amazing, beautiful girlfriend ever (go follow the-uterus now). Proud Hufflepuff and music junkie. I'm pretty much an extremely weird person and I sit here talking to myself all day. I love Bob's Burgers, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Avengers, and various other things.
My ask box is always open! Send away!
Full Moon Dates for 2014
for my followers who are werewolves
for my followers who are dating werewolves
For my followers who are trying to sync their periods up with the moon.
One of them is my birthday.
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions
my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’
and i have never been more confused in my life
until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’
i am so fucking done
actual photo of hitler
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
iM FUCKING CRYING MY FRIEND LOST MY NUMBER AND I SENT HIM THE BARACK OBAMA SELFIE
I have like 64 different laughs all ranging from cute bunny giggles to run the kraken is upon us
If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”
I’m crying tears of joy.
when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get it
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
i remember one year in school, our french teacher had to pull the class aside and give us a talk about our final essays because not only did one kid in the class put his paper through Google Translate, but he translated it to Spanish by accident and handed it in thinking it was the correct language.
Why do men think women are angry just on their period?
I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me