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  1. Rel, 19, INFJ, Gender-Neutral Pansexual (Female pronouns are okay).
    I am taken by the-uterus (go follow her now).
    Junior at Clark University in Worcester, MA. Psychology/Music, hoping to become a music therapist. This is a humor blog with a little bit of women's and LGBT+ rights. Feel free to ask any questions! :)
  2. "Psuedo-Dash" theme by victoria.
  1. fasterfood:

    when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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  2. romangod:

    somethingtolose-somethingtoprove:

    romangod:

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    See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.

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  3. neptunain:

    no wonder my gaydar keeps going off i’ve been holding the dang thing backwards!

  4. my-time-and-space:

flintstonevitamins:

do you see this
this is a white cube
the license plate is the chemical equation for glucose

sugarcube

    my-time-and-space:

    flintstonevitamins:

    do you see this

    this is a white cube

    the license plate is the chemical equation for glucose

    sugarcube

  5. medicharn:

    Me when i see a cute boy

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  6. cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

    cosmictuesdays:

    nadiacreek:

    coelasquid:

    deformutilated:

    Fudge recipe on a headstone

    I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

    I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

    That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

  7. why do you hate on mushrooms? did toad kill ur father?
    Anonymous

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    twitter-official:

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    Mushrooms are bland dirty and tasteless just like my anons

    please use commas when you insult people thanks

    Mu,shro„oms are blan„„,d dirty and, tas„,teless ju,st lik,e my an,o„ns, ,

  8. teddytrumpet:

    gotpasta:

    cosbyykidd:

    sickomobb:

    ghivashels:

    colinmorgasms:

    what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

    what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

    what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

    what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

    What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

    ^that one 

  9. The world is shit and you are a product of this world but that doesnt mean you're shit. Sure, you might have a coat of shit on the outside from living in this world for so long, btu that doesnt mean youre made of shit you just have to find people, like helena, who are willing to dig through the residual shit and get to the real you. i hope this made sense

    This was…oddly comforting.

  10. unpresentable:

    the-beauty-in-breakdown:

    unpresentable:

    doughnuthunter:

    unpresentable:

    I’m good at math. U + I = 69

    Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

    oh

    No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

    for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

  11. kiradax:

    pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
    cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

  12. dw:

    when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

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