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  1. Rel, 19, INFJ, Gender-Neutral Pansexual (Female pronouns are okay).
    I am taken by the-uterus (go follow her now).
    Junior at Clark University in Worcester, MA. Psychology/Music, hoping to become a music therapist. This is a humor blog with a little bit of women's and LGBT+ rights. Feel free to ask any questions! :)
  2. "Psuedo-Dash" theme by victoria.
  1. hairychikubi:

    affection is dumb and gross 
    drown me in it

    • hydra agent:OKAY IDEA WE WON'T CUT OR WASH HIS HAIR FOR FIFTY YEARS BUT WE'LL GIVE HIM REALLY HEAVY SMUDGED EYELINER AND THIS REALLY SICK LITTLE FINGERLESS GLOVE THING ON HIS METAL ARM
    • hydra agent 2:OH MAN THAT SOUNDS SO FUCKIN RAD LET'S DO IT HE'S GONNA LOOK SO BADASS
  2. lovelorn-xo:

    castielsteenwolf:

    so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

    adopt me

  3. reasons to love spn right now

    weirdo-dragon-girl:

    dirty-fallen-angel:

    - there will be a musical episode

    - there’s probably gonna be more than 10 seasons

    - they’re talking about making a movie

    - there’s a chance they’ll make destiel canon

    I’m feeling so fucking happy right now

  4. snorlaxatives:

    why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

  5. unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

Same

    unamusedsloth:

    Looks like he found some amazing cereal

    Same

  6. lanashiftdelrey:

    seeing hot people on your dash

    image

  7. so-humorous:

One migration

    so-humorous:

    One migration

  8. supernaturalapocalypse:

    Finding out you have more time to procrastinate something you were procrastinating

    image

  9. lazarus-james:

    vardaesque:

    burritwo:

    adrians:

    a-creepy-weirdo-has:

    adrians:

    I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

    I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

    how is that racist

    they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

    of course they can’t hear their ear is swollen up like a ballon

    next time someone asks me what tumblr is i’ll show them this post

  10. keyblacles:

    how to get a girls panties wet:

    1. kiss her roughly 
    2. shove her down on the bed
    3. slip off her underwear
    4. slam dunk em in the toilet
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